Let The Lovefest Begin
Good news everyone, if you’re not one of the 110 million(that’s 1/3 of the population) Americans without an STD things just got a lot easier for you to join the cool kids.
A federal judge has ruled that anyone can now walk into a store that sells the Plan B pill and buy it right off the rack. Previously anyone under 17 needed to provide a prescription.
This is a great day in STD spreading. Now that Sally can head to the drugstore the morning after Tom, Dick, or Harry forgot to pull out and shoot his load on her tramp stamp to vacate that possible pregnancy she won’t get pregnant.
The upside is that Sally now won’t contribute to this countries rapidly growing underclass. The bad news is that Sally is now free to really “be herself” and slut it up, sorry I mean express herself through sexual experiences. The launch of the HHS whore merit badges are greatly anticipated.
The feminist pipeline is ecstatic over this decision. Glory, glory, hallelujah, now women can have control over their bodies. Women should be free to make decisions and not have to deal with the responsibilities. Responsibility is a social construct of the patriarchy meant to keep women down, the fact that women are more than willing to go down is irrelevant.