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The feminista and liberals in Sweden are sick of sitting in your squirts. That’s why they’ve decided to make an effort to try and ban peeing standing up, at least in the public restrooms.

Here’s more;

The local chapter of the Left Party, a socialist and feminist political party, in Sormland County Council, Sweden, is pushing to make standing while peeing illegal for men using the county council’s public restrooms.

Of course their real concern is hygiene.
The local chapter of the Left Party, a socialist and feminist political party, in Sormland County Council, Sweden, is pushing to make standing while peeing illegal for men using the county council’s public restrooms.
Party officials are pushing to make public restrooms in the county council “sitting only.” According to the Local, supporters of the proposal say sitting while urinating is more hygienic and promotes sanitary restroom habit for male users. It will help to eliminate the problem of puddles on the floor and spray stains on toilet seats. They also argue that urinating while sitting will help to promote male health because it allows men to empty their bladder more effectively. Sitting while urinating according to advocates will reduce prostate problems among men.

I thought Europeans were supposed to be sophisticated? Then why is it that these progressives make it sound like they couldn’t piss in a pot to save their lives?
I also have my doubts about the “advocates” claims of it helping men better emptying their bladders or reduce prostate problems. Hell just for anecdotal proof I can say that I piss more when standing, as I find that after I go numero deuce I stand up to wipe and still have to pee. If anything standing gives assistance with gravity feed. Sounds like a bunch more convoluted mumbo jumbo like we’ve seen with vaccinations, circumsions, and global warming. It’ll end up as baloney wrapped up in bullshit that’ll take 50 years to finally conclude.
Lastly, how many Swedish men stand up to pee anyways? I thought they all had their genitally confiscated many years ago. Far as I was aware Swedish men were extinct.
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Posted on June 19, 2013, in Problems to Ponder, The Life of Man and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. “Lastly, how many Swedish men stand up to pee anyways? I thought they all had their genitally confiscated many years ago. Far as I was aware Swedish men were extinct.”

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! 🙂

    Don’t they have urinals in Sweden? That’s just weird. Italy had Turkish toilets in many facilities which required everyone to either stand or squat (ubiquitous in South Korea, too). They seemed the most hygenic by far, since no skin touched anything.

  2. About 12 years ago, the Swedish Feminists tried to ban urinals because men think anti-women thoughts while peeing standing up. This is simply repackaging that stupid goal under the disguise of hygiene. Having lived in Europe, those folks have no clue what hygiene is.

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